Everything is Perfect When Your a Liar by Kelly Oxford

Everything is Perfect When Your a Liar by Kelly Oxford

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Kelly Oxford is...

  • A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
  • Not the queen of the world
  • An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
  • The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
  • A born salesman
  • Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
  • That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
  • Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
  • A writer
  • A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
  • "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four
  • "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert
  • Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon
  • A terrible liar

"One of the funniest voices to ever hit the internet... Uses her trademark blend of biting wit & deprecation to find hilarity in everyday life." (NPR)